roastme: (what hurts the most)
jeanne d'arc (alter) (evil) (horny) (stupid) ([personal profile] roastme) wrote in [community profile] zawszeinlove 2022-06-19 10:32 pm (UTC)

You're asking ME that? Hey, aren't you supposed to be a mage? Just how ignorant can you get? [ It's not fair to Haru to be frustrated with her lack of knowledge, but when has Jeanne Alter ever cared about fairness? ] The quickest way is an exchange of bodily fluids — use your imagination!

[ A brief pause, ]

... HAH! I bet your mind jumped straight to sex, didn't it? Pervert! Ahahah, were you hoping I'd come to ravage you? Are your walls so thick that nobody can hear you scream? And that Persona of yours... could she save you without a throat to cry out from?

[ The advantage of being bodiless is that nobody can call her out on her (hypothetical) red face, and she gets to sound Mildly Intimidating. ]

Not that I'm opposed, flower girl, but there are other ways. A mage's blood contains smaller amounts of mana... as does their saliva. So once I manifest, you'll have to pucker up to seal the contract. Think of it as a necessary sacrifice, and save the complaints for later. Not that you'll have the energy to complain, 'cause I'm gonna need a LOT.

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